Nessie The Marina Monster

PRESS RELEASE: SHELTER COVE MARINA, HILTON HEAD ISLAND

A heretofore undiscovered sea monster reminiscent of Nessie the Loch Ness Monster has been sighted in Shelter Cove Marina. The large sea creature appears intermittently, rising from the depths, then disappearing again underneath the harbor waters. A local boater was able to photograph the beast as it briefly rose to the surface.

Sightings occur in close proximity to this gnarly machine, which rumbles from 6am to 6pm, 7 days a week.

Area yachtsman say they are careful to avoid the machine as it lumbers from one slip to another on its ponderous journey through the marina. Surprisingly, they also report that the historically high pluff mud that has plagued the marina in recent years is suddenly gone after the machine, and the mysterious Nessie Marina Monster that follows behind it, leave a slip.

If you have any additional information about this rare discovery, please contact this office by using the Comment link below.

4 thoughts on “Nessie The Marina Monster

  1. Sue & Kent Mueller

    We have been enjoying your photos & travels! Iโ€™ve spent quite a bit of time in Hilton Head so have really enjoyed your adventures! Kent & I explored Savannah & Charlestown last fall on out way to Florida for 3 months. We took a couple months working our way down the coast even HH. Kent had never been there! We will have to get together at Senors ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒฎ when u return & reminisce about journeys! Weโ€™re headed to Siesta Key Florida in a week for 2 weeks! U should check out the gulf! Itโ€™s wonderful ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿท

    Sue & Kent

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    1. Hi Sue!! Have fun in Florida! It’s a bit too cool here right now for my taste and I’d love to be down there myself. But since we’ll head north in April, we don’t have time right now. I’ve read that the gulf is gorgeous and want to get there.

      Can’t wait to see you at Senors again, we miss our friends. Thanks for following us and your comments!

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