PRESS RELEASE: SHELTER COVE MARINA, HILTON HEAD ISLAND
A heretofore undiscovered sea monster reminiscent of Nessie the Loch Ness Monster has been sighted in Shelter Cove Marina. The large sea creature appears intermittently, rising from the depths, then disappearing again underneath the harbor waters. A local boater was able to photograph the beast as it briefly rose to the surface.
Sightings occur in close proximity to this gnarly machine, which rumbles from 6am to 6pm, 7 days a week.
Area yachtsman say they are careful to avoid the machine as it lumbers from one slip to another on its ponderous journey through the marina. Surprisingly, they also report that the historically high pluff mud that has plagued the marina in recent years is suddenly gone after the machine, and the mysterious Nessie Marina Monster that follows behind it, leave a slip.
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